1) i am more than old enough for you, little boy.
2) i am of english/scottish descent.
3) i have dark blonde hair and blue eyes, and kind of don't tan but kind of do.
4) i live (see above)
5) i don't drink much (when i do, it's cosmos all the way), and i smoke camels.
6) i work in i.t., unfortunately.
7) i used to drive a volvo, but it's in shop.
8) i don't like the internet or coding. why do i have a webpage? boredom.
9) i own lots of books, but haven't read half of them because i get bored easily.
10) i have an innie, and outies are gross, thanguvermuch.
11) i have 49 pairs of black shoes, 11 pairs of brown shoes, and 1 pair of red shoes.
12) i have a few tattoos, no you can't see them.
13) i don't like many people, and those i like best don't have webpages, tho i think i convinced a few of them to start one. but they all suck.
14) i sleep naked.
15) i have a laptop; i wish i had a powerbook.
16) i hate sweets, except for tiramisu.
17) i would drop my entire life if russell crowe asked me to marry him.
18) i am scared of yorkies.
19) i loathe the violent femmes. my favorite rock act is possibly siouxsie and the banshees, possibly galaxie 500. but i don't listen to much rock. i like rap and dance.
20) i drink so much coffee that sometimes i smell like coffee (this isn't as bad as it sounds).
21) i have an untraceable ip address, according to fred.
22) i think 99.9% of questions are stupid, but i humor them anyhow.
23) i cut my own hair, because i used to cut other people's hair and realized i could do it to myself.
24) i fell in love with a beautiful stranger.